Welcome to our Our Bizarro 3.0 VIP Membership! were glad your thinking about hopping on our new LIMITED EDITION Monthly Subscription plan. This membership includes a Subscription of 2 bottles every month. The Bizarrojuice will also be 15% in Increased Potency so we recommend diluting it with plain eliquid, we offer a FREE USPS 1-2 Days Priority Mail Express Shipping which means we will pay a USPS $20 fee to pick up the shipments asap & they will deliver it within 1-2 days! We no longer provide phone support for basic buyers, phone support is provided in this plan! you can text us directly at (718) 650-8137. Our Customer Support will be super fast usually within 1-3 hours just mention to us your are a vip member & we will get back to you asap. We will create a Priority mail shipping label paid by us for you to send the Money order once or twice a month, all you need to do is print it & ship it out. We will only ship out on the 1st of the month & the 15th of every month, even if you subscribed before or after that time frame. most liquid incense users dont use k2 incense so please mention whether you want the 10g bag included with your order or not.
We also removed the flavored options on regular bizarrojuice & added it this plan! Each subscription is a 3 month contract, you can pause this subscription anytime but we have a 2 time pause limitation every 3 months, if you reached your 2nd pause limit within the 3 months we will have to cancel your subscription & ban your name & address for any futures subscriptions, but you will still be able to continue buying bizarrojuice without the subscription. this is only because we dont want customers abusing our system since we are going out of our way to provide a great valued service for you even though this is our side business & we are really busy working on other things. All subscriptions need to be manually approved we may decline anyone at our own discretion. so this is for serious customers only you agree to purchase 2 bottles month for 3 months. If you change your mind we will suspend your subscription effective immediately.
Subscription model features:
- 15% Increased Potency
- Almost instant shipping
- Shipping is done every 1st & 15th of every month
- Multiple Flavors
- FREE SHIPPING
- USPS 1-2 Priority Mail Express
- Priority mail shipping label paid by us for Money order
- $250 Value only $95
- Wholesale Pricing 7 Bottles for $499
- Unlimited Phone Support (718) 650-8137
- Unlimited Email Support
- 1-3 hour response time
- Pause Anytime
- FREE 10g Bizarro k2 Bag
- We can provide credit
- Pay us back anytime
- Customized Plan Available For Bigger Orders
The 30ml retails for $150 at other shops + Bizarro 10g for $50 + $25 for usps 1-2 day shipping + USPS Same day pickup for $20, which is valued at up to $250 while you only pay $95 including the incredibly fast service which is priceless. its a steal! Our flavors will include Boston Cream Pie, Bubble Gum, Chocolate Fudge Brownie, Coconut, French Vanilla, Vanilla Custard, Vanilla Whipped Cream! So you will get 2 Bottles Monthly but you can increase your quantity as you please just contact us to work out a deal. Due to the nature of our business our payment options can be very volatile so charging credit cards consistently can be difficult which is why as a business decision we decided to only accept money orders for the subscription model which is a more of a long term sustainable route for our company. But dont panic we still agree to ship your orders exactly on time even before the money order arrives to our location. we only accept postal moneyorders or moneygram & western union money orders. if you cant get these please let us know.
For trusted clients we can also provide you with credit meaning you can pay us back anytime as long as you pay us back by the end of the month. Please leave all money orders blank because our receivers can change anytime along with our addresses. We will email you a paid shipping label twice a month for our office address & all you have to do is print it out & ship it in a normal shipping envelope. You can also make 1 payment at the end of every month to make things easier. if you dont have a printer then you will need to create your own label with tracking. If your a regular customer no need to wait till we receive it & cash it out, we will still ship out your order on time twice a month & as long as you show us a snapshot of the M.O, but if you are a new customer then you will need to order to build trust. we will be focused on making this service very convenient for you because we get our energy from investing on behalf of you, the customer.